This week, my children, Piper and Finn, were attending VBS at Granny Joyce's church. It started Sunday evening and the last night will be Wednesday night. Piper has gone the past two years and Finn is finally old enough to go this year. They have really been enjoying it.
We got in the van and Rilian and Seven were buckled up when Finn says, "I have to go potty!" Jeremy and I know when Finn says he has to go potty, you better get him to a toilet as soon as you can, because he REALLY has to go. Finn waits to tell you that he has to go potty until he can't hold it anymore and is about to go in his pants. Jeremy gets Finn out of the van and Piper is getting out because she says she has to go also. I am watching Piper get out of the van when I hear Jeremy say something to Finn. I look up from the driver seat and see Finn standing in front of the van, with his naked bum facing me! OH MY GOODNESS!!! I bust out laughing! I put my head down on the stearing wheel and tears are coming to my eyes as I am laughing so hard. Finn finishes "his business" and pulls up his pants and gets back in the van. WOW! I was a little embarrassed, but thought it was stinkin' hilarious! Jeremy proceeds to take Piper back inside to use the bathroom. Finn puts on his seatbelt and says, "See mom, I told you I really had to go potty."
When Piper gets back in the van, I hear her tell Finn, "Finn you shouldn't have gone out there where everyone can see you."
I just realized something that makes it even funnier...Finn is the only little boy attending that VBS with a mohawk. If anyone saw him, which I am sure several people saw him, I didn't see since my head was buried in the stearing wheel, they won't forget the little boy who peed in the front yard of the church. Kinda hard to forget him with the distinguishable mohawk!
You should be careful what Grandparents teach your children. While it might be okay to pee in the backyard at Granny's house, it is NOT OKAY TO PEE IN THE CHURCH YARD AFTER VBS WHILE ALL THE OTHER CHILDREN ARE COMING OUT!!!
No More Catch-all Sundays
1 month ago
Oh wow, that CRACKED me up!!!
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